The Republic of Manchester Citys is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pep Guardiola with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.325 billion Citizens are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Etihad Stadium. The average income tax rate is 19.9%.

The thriving Citizen economy, worth 114 trillion Pound £s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 86,072 Pound £s, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and people believe that if you teach a man to fish he won't buy fish from you any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Manchester Citys's national animal is the Bee, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christinduism.

Manchester Citys is ranked 196,664^th in the world and 3^rd in PreuBen for Largest Populations, with 1.32 billion capita.